Chinese Humor


有一天,那个海军军官从船上掉入海洋。 船上有一个海员正好发现就把他救了。 军官一时感激,问那个海员要怎么奖励。


There was once a naval officer who had a bad reputation, all the people on the ship did not like him.

One day, that naval officer fell from the ship into the ocean. There was a sailor on board who happened to notice and saved him. The officer was grateful and asked the sailor what kind of reward he would like.

"The best reward, sir," said the sailor, "is to say nothing, if the other colleagues know that I had saved you, they will throw me into the ocean."