Chinese Humor

曾经有一名海军军官名声不好,船上所有的人都不喜欢他。

有一天,那个海军军官从船上掉入海洋。 船上有一个海员正好发现就把他救了。 军官一时感激,问那个海员要怎么奖励。

“最好的奖励,先生,”海员说,“就是什么都不要说,如果其他的同事知道我把你救了,他们会把我扔进海洋里。”

There was once a naval officer who had a bad reputation, all the people on the ship did not like him.

One day, that naval officer fell from the ship into the ocean. There was a sailor on board who happened to notice and saved him. The officer was grateful and asked the sailor what kind of reward he would like.

"The best reward, sir," said the sailor, "is to say nothing, if the other colleagues know that I had saved you, they will throw me into the ocean."